niknak79:

No this is Patrick

niknak79:

No this is Patrick

(Reblogged from gospel-stitch)

5pock:

elton john suffocating a small child to steal its life force so that he may become young again

(Reblogged from polyphonic-killing-spree)

thedoctorwillsaveme:

pigfarts-is-on-vulcan:

I forgot about this, but back during Christmas Break, I put Star Trek in front of my cat to see what he would do. To my surprise, he actually did watch it. However, he only seemed mildly entertained - that is, until Scotty started talking. Then my cat actually paused the episode and stared at him. He just stared at Scotty and wouldn’t let me press play for, like, four or five minutes. After that, he watched for a while, but gradually lost interest and started dozing, only looking up when he heard Scotty’s voice.

Can someone please explain to me why my cat loves Scotty so much? Was James Doohan secretly some sort of magical cat whisperer? What is this?

oh 

my

god

(Reblogged from mayra-quijotesca)

It’s weird having IRL friends who think you’re attractive.

(Reblogged from clementinevonradics)

necrophilofthefuture:

shout out to slugs for doing everything a snail does without a helmet

(Reblogged from son-et--lumiere)

Trufax

I think the only books I can read these days are memoirs and poetry collections.

(Reblogged from son-et--lumiere)

raw-magnetism:

geometricdeathtrap:

pugsies:

PLEASE READ. WILL NOT HURT TO AND FORWARD.

Kids are putting Drano, tin foil, and a little water in plastic drink bottles
and capping it up - leaving it on lawns, in mail boxes, in gardens, on driveways etc. just waiting for you to pick it up intending to put it in the rubbish, but you’ll never make it!!!

If the bottle is picked up, and the bottle is shaken even just a little - in about 30 seconds or less it builds up enough gas which then explodes with enough force to remove some your extremities. The liquid that comes out is
boiling hot as well.

Don’t pick up any plastic bottles that may be lying in your yards or in the gutter, etc.

Pay attention to this. A plastic bottle with a cap. A little Drano. A little water. A small piece of foil.
Disturb it by moving it; and BOOM!! No fingers left and other serious effects to your face, eyes, etc.

Please ensure that everyone that may not have email access are also informed of this. 

Snopes confirms.

I’ve dealt with these before. If you find one:

  • Do not touch it
  • Do not touch it
  • Clear the area around it. It will explode on its own in time.
  • Once it explodes, do not make contact with the liquid inside. If needed, flush it away with large amounts of water.
  • Do not try to detonate it. You’ll probably be disfigured.

I’ve seen what these can do. The acidic liquid inside can strip the paint off a car.

What the actual fuck

(Reblogged from hugetitycunt)

stridersknowbest:

geisttotend:

no but seriously i have this text post stuck in my sketchbook it genuinely motivates me to do art

THIS IS THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE

(Reblogged from purgatorialrecklessness)